What the…THEY WERE JUST HERE!!!
From the annals of “Best Sports Story EVER” comes this gem:
Apparently, Rudi Johnson shows up at Matt Millen’s office looking for a job. He is subsequently interviewed and receives said job. Well, poor Tatum Bell is S.O.L. as they say when it comes to his role in the company. What does he do? Well, that’s where this story officially becomes E to the PIC.
Johnson and Millen leave Millen’s office after the interview and signing to find…nothing. Yes nothing. Unfortunately, they should have found something…Johnson’s bags. Guess who stole them? Just guess…
After reviewing surveilance tapes, that’s right, none other than number 28 in your programs, number 1 in your hearts, Tatum Tot Bell, STOLE THEM and brought them to a woman’s home who hadn’t seen Bell in months…what a loser…oh wait, he was a Lion.
If this isn’t a show of immaturity, I sure as hell don’t know what is.
And if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
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September 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 pm
should the lions sign ricky waters for insurance?
and draft a receiver from miami, just to be safe?
two sure things right there.
September 6th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
and to make the story even better, the bags were empty when Rudi got them back. So now Tatum has a bunch of Rudi’s clothes and his wallet which had $200 in it.