2008 “Bonehead Moves in Football” Team - JOIN IN!

September 18th, 2008 ChiroGuyDC Posted in NFL, Sports, football 8 Comments »

A while back , the brilliant (read: intoxicated) minds here at We Blog Sports participated in naming the lineup for the 1st Annual Un-Official 2008 MLB “All-Crazy” Team, featuring Milton “My Favorite Boardgame” Bradley, Izzy “Dropkick the Catcher” Alcantara, etc.  Well folks, in all my splendor and infinite wisdom, I thought we could again play another FUN game after Monday night’s “I-almost-had-an-NFL-career-going-for-me-until-I-did-the-stupidest-thing-possible-and-flung-the-football-before-actually-crossing-the-goal-line” moment for Philadelphia Eagles wideout DeSean Jackson (who simultaneously offered a nice 6-point present to all the Brian Westbrook fantasy owners out there).

This one is called “The 1st Annual 2008 Unofficial Bonehead Moves in Football History” Team. Things will work the same as the last, in which participants will attempt to fill an entire NFL roster with all their beloved players and coaches who committed the dumbest of the dumb moves in football (NFL, USFL, CFL, and, why not — XFL included!) I know you might think this task is tough, but believe me, when we’re finished, we can all have a jolly ol’ belly laugh…really.

I’ll even spot everyone Duh-Sean, just because I MADE UP THE GAME!:

DeSean Jackson (WR) - Premature footballian ejaculation x2 (yup, once in the Senior Bowl too!)

Ready…set….GO!!!

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In other news…

Today I saw a picture online of Chiefs QB Tyler Thigpen doing the nasty to a skeleton model while in some sort of science class. I immediately dropped WR Dwayne Bowe from my fantasy lineup, as the Apocalypse has officially made its way to Kansas City and I want no part of it.

In related news, remember Yancy Thigpen?  I’ll put money down that he is pumping gas at a Getty station somewhere in the mid-Atlantic region of the US.

In unrelated news, I type out WAY too much of what I’m thinking, when it should stay firmly planted on the interior of my skull…I apologize in advance for causing stampedes and/or riots throughout Kansas City, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and Chicago (in case Bobby Thigpen fans get angry that I haven’t included him as well in the name-game discussion).

That’s all from me!

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The Unlikeliest of Circumstances

September 13th, 2008 ChiroGuyDC Posted in College Football, football, patriots 1 Comment »

When Merriam-Webster updates their 2009 dictionary, “irony” should be defined in a manner such as this:

Today, during the 2nd quarter of Notre Dame’s game against the Michigan Wolverines, coach Charlie Weis was injured when a Notre Dame player fell against the back of his left knee during a play along the Irish’s sideline.  He returned a short while later with his leg immobilized, as he had torn both his ACL and MCL.

The mere fact that Weis been Brady’s mentor and offensive coordinator for 6 years with the Patriots, combined with the fact that Weis’ Irish were battling Brady’s alma mater Michigan as well gave me chills when they notified the viewing audience of the extent of the injury.  Two people, so close during their professional careers, suffering such uncommon of injuries in the unlikeliest of circumstances less than a week apart left me shocked.  Perhaps the two of them can catch up while they embark on what will be a long road to recovery for both Weis and Brady.

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A Message to Patriots Fans

September 11th, 2008 ChiroGuyDC Posted in Sports, football, patriots No Comments »

As soon as I saw the camera scroll to the left, tracking the ball that had just left Tom Brady’s grip, I glanced at the end of the play behind the line of scrimmage.  Right before the camera moved towards Randy Moss, who caught (and subsequently fumbled) the pass, I clearly saw something had happened.  Something BAD had happened.  People I had spoken to who were at the game said that the crowd was fired up about the pass, then became even louder after the fumble, but as each person present at Gillette Stadium on September 7, 2008 gazed back at their quarterback, their “gift” for the last 7 years, it became more and more eerily quiet.

Complete silence overcame the stadium (as well as my family room) as Brady lay there, in obvious discomfort, gripping his left knee.  Later we would find out that surrounding players heard him scream in pain, but as those present and others watching the broadcast looked on, the extent of the injury wasn’t truly known.  This fact was especially deceiving as Brady stood up, walked off the field under his own power, and even took a flight of stairs down to the Patriots’ locker room.  I’m sure many were thinking, “OK, he walked off, it shouldn’t be that bad”, and believe me, I was one of them.  That was until the realization set in a short time later that I distinctly remember last year, when Ronnie Brown tore his ACL mid-season, ending his season and my chances for a Fantasy Football championship.  He too walked off the field.

I remember sitting around listening to WEEI, Boston’s flagship sports station the following day, as Brady was undergoing his MRI while at the same time coach Bill Belichick was preparing his press conference.  Right around 3pm, even before we knew the MRI results, before Bill’s conference, it was announced that Tom Brady was placed on injured reserve, ending his 2008 season.  All of New England was crushed, heartbroken, and lost, and these were exemplified through that afternoon’s callers, as the “Big Show” began to take one after another.  “What do we do now?” was as expected the general consensus.  After all, 128 consecutive games ago, Brady stepped in for Drew Bledsoe after a hard hit and never looked back.  Patriot fans hadn’t had to worry about anyone else leading this team since the beginning of 2001!  We then found out on Wednesday that Brady in fact suffered a torn ACL and MCL, and is facing surgery and a 6 to 9 month rehabilitation schedule before potentially returning to lead the Patriots in 2009.

Well, Patriot fans (of which I am one, but I am as objective as it gets!), this is a team, and though they were led through wins, losses, playoffs, 3 Super Bowl wins, and an undefeated season, by a gifted and talented future Hall of Famer in Tom Brady, the New England Patriots now must find out if they can win a different way.  After all, Matt Cassel is not, and might not ever be, of Tom Brady’s caliber.  The Pats will not be dominating teams like the 2007 campaign, there most likely won’t be any 3 or 4-touchdown victories, Cassel probably won’t toss 53 TD passes, and more likely than not, Randy Moss will not catch over 20 for scores, similar to last year.  Solid defense, limiting their opponents in the red zone and causing turnovers, will keep the Patriots in games, allowing Cassel to manage while at the same time gain his confidence.  He will then be able to effectively utilize his weapons to make potential scoring opportunities (which certainly will become more valuable as they may not occur as liberally as in 2007) successful ones.

In 3 days, Matt Cassel will start a football game for the first time since 1999, and the hopes of an entire region of the country will be on his shoulders with such weight that he may find himself knee deep in the turf before he even takes his first snap.  But the most important piece of information that I hope you gain from reading this small bit of insight is that New England Patriots fans have had it relatively easy for some time now.  The going may and most likely will get rough, as many around the league have written off the 2008 club, unable to say with confidence that they can even win 6 or 7 more games.  This, Patriot fans, is where the real fans are tested, where adversity helps teams realize that stepping up is not an option, it’s a necessity, to prove that a single superstar cannot and will not decide the fate of the entire team.

I humbly ask all Patriot fans around New England and around the
country, have patience with our 2008 club.  The prospects for the 2008
season have changed dramatically since last Sunday, but I urge you, all
is not lost.  I suspect that this season will show what a team, the sum
of its parts, really means.

I forward best wishes to Tom Brady the speediest of recoveries and Matt Cassel the best of luck in his opportunity to prove that he has what it takes to lead New England’s potent offense.

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S Lynch Looks to Aid Depleted Pats Secondary

August 15th, 2008 ChiroGuyDC Posted in football, patriots No Comments »

The New England Patriots have today signed safety John Lynch to their defensive secondary as he agreed to a one year, $1.5 million contract.  That’s right Patriots fans, another OLD MAN to slow the defense down.  Plus, now the Pats are proud owners of the TWO dirtiest defensive players in football.

I’m curious to see how this will affect what has become a depleted Patriots secondary.  After all, you may remember a certain game this past February and a certain footballer named Ellis Hobbs who left a certain Giants wide receiver WIDE OPEN in the end zone to blow this certain game and ruin a certain PERFECT SEASON, as well as ruining a certain sports DYNASTY for a certain city that starts with B and ends with OSTON…but I’m not venting or anything.

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It’s a GREAT time to be a Boston fan…

June 21st, 2008 Nutter Posted in Basketball, Boston, Celtics, MLB, NBA, NFL, New England, Sports, Tom Brady, Upsets, World Series, baseball, football, patriots, playoffs, red Sox 1 Comment »

and Bernie Mikalaz is crying about it in the St Louis Post-Dispatch.  Boo Whoo!!!!

Read the article here

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Big Ben gets a big contract

March 3rd, 2008 Nutter Posted in NFL, football No Comments »

The Pittsburgh Steelers have awarded QB Ben Rothlisberger with a new 8 year 102 million dollar extension. ESPN is reporting that 36 million of the contract is guaranteed.

Rothlisberger came off a career year in 2007 where he threw a team record 32 TD passes and made the Pro Bowl. Read all about it at ESPN.com

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I love Plaxico!!!

January 31st, 2008 Nutter Posted in Giants, NFL, New England, New York, Postseason, Prediction, Sports, Super Bowl, Superbowl, football, patriots, playoffs No Comments »

plaxico_burress.jpg (pic courtesy of nfl.com)

Good for you Plaxico.  Fire the troops up.  23-17?  That’s your score?  Why not predict a win by 30?  By 50? 

I like your confidence.  And why shouldn’t you be confident?  You have had a hell of a playoff run.  You can barely walk yet you have produced big play after big play, leading your team to the big game.  So smile, take it in buddy, and enjoy your time in Arizona, because come Sunday night, there wont be much to smile about.

Patriots win easily 44 - 24. 

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Super Bowl Prediction

January 29th, 2008 Goyette Posted in Giants, NFL, New England, New York, Prediction, Sports, Superbowl, football, patriots, uperbowl 5 Comments »

This post has caused me much pain, on one hand I don’t like the Patriots, I find their fans annoying and just over-bearing. I look at both teams, and I can’t in good faith pick the Giants, I will sort of break it down for you, but if you need me to do this to make your pick you must be a slow adult.

The Patriots beat them in nearly every matchup, minus a few on Defense, but this all comes down to one thing, which team has the better Quarterback. Now don’t get me wrong, bad quarterbacks can win Superbowls, but not with a great something else (The Ravens had a great Defense, and a terrible Quarterback). This Giants team has a good defense, not a great one; they have an OK running game, not a great one. What it comes down to is when all is said and done in his NFL career (which if I were him, ends after winning Superbowl number 4); Tom Brady will be considered the greatest Quarterback in the history of the NFL. The Giants simply have no answer for him; they will seem ineffective against him.  Eli is a nice enough guy, he likes Oreo’s and licking them with his brother, but come on, who thinks he is a great NFL Quarterback.  Everytime I see the guy he has this look on his face, like “What the hell is going on”.  Also when pressured in the pocket he seems to fall apart, which is something I have never seen Brady do.

That brings me to my second point, Bill Belichick, although unlike Brady he will not go down as the greatest coach ever, but he probably should. He is going to complete an undefeated season, which in this day and age boggles the mind. Now I know it’s not a perfect season, people scored against him, but ignoring the five college teams that did that (Yale in 1888, Texas in 1895, Michigan in 1902, Colgate in 1932, and Texas A&M in 1919 and 1917, yeah they were good back then), this is the closest we are getting to perfect. He will also have won four Superbowls, joining him in a group with a list of coaches, oh wait that’s right, it’s just Chuck Noll. People argue that Noll did the four Superbowl wins in six years so it means more, ok sure that is a great argument it took Belichick one extra year, and he has an undefeated season.

Ok all this talk of greatness is making me sick, on to my final score. I am going to say 49-13 final, it’s going to be ugly, and it’s going to piss a lot of non-New England fans off.

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Championship Sunday!!!!!!

January 20th, 2008 Nutter Posted in Giants, NFL, Picks, Postseason, Sports, Tom Brady, football, patriots, playoffs, predictions 1 Comment »

Well this wonderful NFL season is almost at an end, and who would have guessed the New York Football Giants would be playing for a spot in the Super Bowl?  Or that the Patriots would still be undefeated?  Or that Brett Farve will still be playing?  And playing well?  Or that a new Rambo movie, starring 78 year old Sly Stallone would be opening next weekend?  Anyways, on to the picks.

In the AFC championship I cant pick against the Patriots.  Here are a few matchups I will be watching closely with a cold Coors Light in my hand.

  • Bill vs. Norv - I know easy pick right?  Well even with Norv trying to give the Colts the game both times they played, the Chargers still won.  Things have just seemed to work out the last 2 months for Norv, but they have also gone well for Bill.  I’ll be surprised to see what Norv tries to do with this banged up squad today.
  • Cromartie vs. Moss - Cromartie is a big CB, stands around 6′2.  This is the type of guy who can shut down a Randy Moss.  The Jags held Moss to 1 reception last week, but had to throw 2 or 3 guys at him on every play.  That freed up the running game, and allowed Brady to complete 26 short passes and eventually the win.  I’m just curious to see if Brady will toss a few jump balls in Randy’s direction, and who will win those battles.
  • The Pats O-Line vs. the front 7 of San Diego - I’m sure Shawne Merriman will be blitzing every down, looking to take Brady’s pretty little head off.  I’m sure Luis Castillo and Igor “Whats his name” will be trying to bullrush through the All-Pro line of New England.  But that doesn’t scare me.  Why?  Because Tom Brady is the most mobile QB in the NFL.  Let me explain before you start calling me names.  Watch him in the pocket.  Nobody moves around, stepping up at the right time, quite like Brady.  Sure hes not going to beat you around the end for a 15 yard gain, but what he will do is side step  a blitzing LB and complete a 15 yard pass.  Watch him and you will see my point.

So that’s it. Ill guess 31-20 New England.  Closer than all the homers here in Boston, but a bigger romp than most of the “experts” are predicting.

Now tonight in the NFC should be a fun game to watch.  Sub-zero temps, the look of defeat and confusion on Eli’s face after the teams first 3 and out, and old man Farve still smiling after all these years.  This is what Im looking at tonight.

  • The condition of Lambeau Field - Throw out the cold weather.  It gets pretty cold in New York too ya know.  I’m wondering how the field is holding up.  If it snows, goodbye Giants.  New York needs solid ground to able to blitz, and to hang in this game they are going to have to blitz often.  just look what happened last week in the snow.  Seattle couldn’t get within 8 yards of Farve on most plays.
  • The health of New York - The Giants secondary is really banged up.  I mean really banged up.  If Aaron Ross doesn’t play, it could be a long day for Tom Coughlin.  Green Bay has a very talented group of wideouts.
  • Ryan Grant’s revenge!!! - Grant was traded by Green Bay to the Giants for a 6th round pick back in August.  In weather like this, Grant should have plenty of chances to show the Giants they made a huge mistake.

So I’ll take Green Bay winning 20-10.  I really have no idea how to pick a score in this one, but I think Green Bay has too much for New York to handle right now.  The Giants hot ride through the playoffs comes to an end tonight.

Ken Nutter

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This is interesting

December 27th, 2007 Nutter Posted in 2007, Awards, Basketball, Boston, Crime, Dog Fighting, MLB, MVP, Mike Vick, NBA, NCAA, NFL, Spygate, Yankees, baseball, football, red Sox, vick No Comments »

Yahoo! Sports has compiled the list of the top 40 sports figures of 2007.  Its not based on who had the greatest year, its by who made the most headlines and who got us talking the most.  Read it here and tell us what you think.

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