Well we have had two straight weeks where, even though Ken has laughed at the spread and taken them, the Patriots didn’t cover, hell they barely won. Does that prove they are beatable, sure, will they be beat, that remains to be seen. Anyway on with the picks
| Matchup | Pick | Comments |
| BUF -7 MIA | BUF | Miami will go defeated this year |
| CIN -9.5 STL | CIN | Well Brock Berlin is starting for STL, and backup Gus Ferrotte can’t throw, who do you think I am taking |
| CLE -3 NYJ | CLE | This game shouldn’t even be close |
| DAL -10.5 DET | DAL | They are probably going to kill Kitna, they will probably use a knife |
| DEN -7 KC | DEN | Travis Henry no suspension = Win |
| GB -10.5 OAK | GB | I dislike the packers, but Oakland is god awful |
| IND -9 BAL | BAL | This is my 5 star upset special of the week, it maybe even be platinum stars |
| JAX -10.5 CAR | JAX | The Panthers are just sad |
| MIN -8.5 SF | Min | Annoying Patriots fans everywhere are cheering for Min, and so am I |
| NE 10.5 PIT | NE | Why does Pit have to do things to fire up the best team in the NFL, thats just dumb |
| PHI -3 NYG | PHI | Lets go MCNABB |
| SEA -7 ARI | ARI | This is like trying to pick between sleeping with Kathy Bates or Bea Arthur |
| TB -3 HOU | TB | I think Garcia is feeling very CRISP today |
| TEN 0 SD | SD | Vince Young had his best game last week |
| NO -5 ATL | NO | I can see it now, 2008 Starting QB for the Atlanta Falcons number 12 Matt Ryan /cry |