Carl Pavano is still alive

In what I thought could never happen, Carl Pavano is still alive and might pitch on Saturday.  I myself am shocked, I thought him and Matt Clement went to an island and lived their lives alone.  From what I heard they died in eachothers arms.  I was wrong I suppose.


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4 Responses to “Carl Pavano is still alive”

  1. jef. carson Says:

    Carl pavano is fine…in fact his arm has been good for the last year. I have been with him this year. He will pitch great….looking for another deal for next few years.$$$$$$

  2. Remember when Clement got beaned off the head? I wish Pavano had that done to him…only harder, and preferably with a rock.

  3. Well I am glad to report, I have heard from at least 10 teams that they have no interest in paying Pavano any $$$$$$$, and report no team really is, they just would not respond to such a stupid request for comment, or were confused who this Pavano I was talking about was.

  4. Please clarify, Mr. Carson, what you mean by “good”? And for that matter, what you mean by “arm”? $$$$$$ee you in surgery Carl!

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